Efectivas lecciones de español para Gringos....

There’s always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don’t know how to say it, don’t worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don’t know speak Spanish, the "Smart Gringo" will be helpful in your learning. For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you’re gonna see the difference and how easy is speak Spanish.

(Lease literalmente con la correcta pronunciación de palabras o letras):

Boy as n r = voy a cenar = I’m gonna have a dinner
N L C John = en el sillón = on the armchair
Be a hope and son = viejo panzón = fat old man
S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I’m kind a sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
See eye = si hay = yes we have
T n s free o? = ¿tienes frío? = are you cold?
10 go free o = tengo frío = I’m cold
Tell o boy ah the sir = Te lo voy a decir = I’m going to tell you
Who and see to = Juancito = Little John

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